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Prank callsOur telephone windups are suitable for male or female, young or old. Using A.I (Artificial Intelligence) and voice recognition technology the windups actually listen to what the victim is saying and respond accordingly - just like a real conversation! We also have numerous features built into each windup that can all be used to infuriate victims. These range from an option to leave a windup on an answerphone, redial if the victim hangs up, eavesdrop & receptionist methods aswell as instigator multi-windup and landline & mobile compatibility.
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6. Victim "Hall of Fame"
7. ...lost victim

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1. SEX SURVEY Interactive survey on sexual habits and preferences, which gets more and more outrageous as it goes on.

2. WIN A MILLION ON TV The victim has been selected to appear on a new TV game show with a top prize of two million pounds. And that's not all - to ensure the game is a massive hit, the show's producers want to make sure there's a two million pound winner on the first show - and they've chosen your victim. Will they be gullible enough to believe it?

3. PREGNANT DAUGHTER The classic windup - Graham Adams is outraged. Your victim got his daughter pregnant and he's demanding to know if he's going to make an honest woman of her!

4. REALITY TV INTERVIEW An outrageous Australian TV producer invites your victim to appear on the latest reality TV sensation. The show is designed to tempt the victim with all sorts of sexy enticements - and they can only win if they can resist!

5. RANDOM DRUG TEST Your victim is asked to take part in a drugs awareness survey - but the questions are off-the-wall and they may reveal that they know more than they should!

6. MINOR OFFENCES BUREAU Your victim receives a call by the Minor Offences Bureau - a new government initiative designed to try minor offences direct over the phone. Will the victim admit to their heinous crimes or try to maintain their innocence?

7. IT'S THE VAT MAN Your victim gets a call from the Revenue informing them that they've racked up a �20,000 tax bill. Are they gullible enough to fall for it?

8. LOVE QUIZ Find out your victim's attitude to love and relationships in this 'Ali G'-style survey. Are they a Lover, Lover or just rude?

9. INTERNET PORN Your victim gets a phone call from their ISP - they've been caught surfing the Internet for porn and have managed to pass a computer virus on to their ISP by doing so. The only way to solve it is to admit what sites they've been on!

10. STD CLINIC A recent patient at the Grove Square Clinic has named your victim as a recent sexual partner. Would they like to come in for some tests?

11. SEWAGE PLANT The council are building a sewage plant just down the road from your victim's house. The council have called to see if they object to the plans.

12. CAR INSURANCE REVOKED Your victim gets a stiff warning from the National Motor Insurance Watchdog not to drive home tonight because they won't be insured to drive. The perfect wind-up for anyone fanatical about his or her car!

13. BANK DEPOSIT There's been a deposit of �1 million into your victim's bank account. But don't celebrate just yet - the authorities are suspicious and they're demanding to know where it's come from.

14. IDIOT PHONE ENGINEER A phone engineer wants some help to test some voice recognition software - except that he consistently gets it wrong - with hilarious results!

15. MODEL IDOL Your victim has been selected for the first round of Model Idol - the latest fame TV competition. However - first they'll have to prove that they're prepared to do the daftest things to succeed!

16. BOYBAND VIDEO Your victim has been invited to star in the video for a brand new boy band. She'll get to sing on stage and snog the guys - but she'll have to do some outrageous screen tests first!

17. SHOCK U.S. RADIO SHOW Your victim is phoned by a shock US Radio DJ and offered the chance to win a free holiday to Los Angeles. They can win if they answer a few questions - and put up with the shock jock's constant insults!

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