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One Liners Knock Knock Jokes

One Liners allows you to send rib-tickling prank calls to your victim just by sending a text message. And it's so simple - just text the name of the joke followed by your victim's phone number (land line or mobile) and our system will phone them up with a hilarious gag. With these prank calls they won't know what's hit 'em!

Each one only costs £1.50 each

One Liners
Simply text JOKER then the knock knock joke you want to send followed by your victims number e.g.
JOKER KNOCK AITCH 07781234567
the send it to 87111


One Liners

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's an all-time classic!
Knock Knock Jokes
  • JOKER KNOCK AITCH
  • JOKER KNOCK AHMED
  • JOKER KNOCK IVAN
  • JOKER KNOCK KIKI
  • JOKER KNOCK PHILLIPPA
  • or JOKER KNOCK THEA
    followed by your victim's phone number to 87111 and we'll do the rest.
    If you don't know which one to choose, try KNOCK RANDOM. e.g. KNOCK AITCH 07781234567 or KNOCK RANDOM 07781234567

 

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